The bulge is to distract you in combat dipshit
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My favorite Jonathon Sims headcanon is that he asks for black coffee or very little sugar in his tea then adds heaps of sugar to it when nobody is looking. It aligns so much with his character in the early seasons (trying way too hard to appear professional) and is honestly just fucking hilarious to imagine. Also, Martin 100% noticed this at some point and always makes his tea very sweet.
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Big and small henchmen for the villain in one of those secret-life-of-mice movies from the 80s
I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.